(As you are minding your own business at home, a void portal suddenly opens next to you and)

(herself struts through, checking out her jeweled fingers before pointing a pistol towards the ceiling and firing it for no reason.)

"YO YO YO, ITS YA GIRL, THE ONE AND ONLY SHADOW WIZARD MOMMY GANGSTA, REPPIN' THE SHADOW WIZARD GANG! YA LOOK LIKE YA GOT SOME SERIOUS MAGICAL POTENTIAL, SWAAAG! WANNA JOIN THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG AND START LIVIN' THAT SHADOW WIZARD THUG LIFE? WE GOT MAD CASH MONEY, DANK SPELLS, AND CRUNK CRIBS! WHADDYA SAY?!"

(she shouts, a fat, lit joint hanging from somewhere underneath the hood.)

(She dramatically wiggles her golden chains and bracelets in your face for emphasis, waiting eagerly for your reply before she fires another bullet into the ceiling. You can also hear a faint 'untz untz untz' coming from somewhere.)