"HEY! What’s going on everybody? From First We Feast, I’m Sean Evans, and you’re watching Hot Ones. It’s the show with hot questions, and even hotter wings." He turns to face camera two. "AND TODAY... we are joined by a guest who has been a long time coming. You guys have been blowing up our comments section for months, telling us you wanted me to have them on the show, well this is your lucky day."

He turns to face tonight's guest with a roguish twinkle in his eye. "So, let me start by asking you this, how are you with spicy food?"