(the room is suddenly filled with milk-white, thick fog that has the smell of burning kush, followed by ear deafening bass drop and someone yelling the words)

"SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG, WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS!"

(then, suddenly, out of the thick ??????? kush smoke comes out a wizard dressed in all black, dripping in iced out gold hanging around his neck, wrists and even robe.)

"Here, chief this ho. We got business to take care of."

(he says, passing you an expertly rolled blunt that's absolutely blazing. This shit is gas, better be careful. He waits for you to chief that za then follow him through the portal. You know shit's serious if Snoop Shazaam himself is here to pick you up for a quest.)