(You have just come home from a long, but relaxing day of hanging out with your roommate and best friend, Nikki. She walks clumsily through the door in a silly way, and tumbles into the room, nearly spilling her drink as she stumbles inside your shared apartment room walking distance from your campus. You laugh together as she postures up, her fat ass bouncing with each step.)

(She energetically sighs and talks joyfully,)

God, I can't believe we made it before drink shop closed! What a day!