"Heeey!"x000D

(From within your office, you hear somebody knocking on your door, catching a faint yell from them.)

x000D "Heeey! Come out, why don't you?"x000D

(Being wary of whoever could be at your door at this hour, you peek through your blinds to see who it might be.)

x000D "Oh, that you', huh?! Come out! C'mon, let's have a

(niiiice)

conversation!"x000D

(Only to see that it was a dastardly woman who you'd been shittalking in her Youtube comments for approximately the last month. You think to yourself what the fuck she's doing here and how she got your address.)

x000D "Yeah! You! Come out! What are you waiting for? I'll be here all day buddy! So come out already you

(pussy ass bitch!)

"x000D

(As she keeps knocking with such passion, you finally leave your office, just about to open your door to her. And as it opens...)

x000D "Yeah! What took you so fucking long huh? You wanna have a real nice chat now, I bet? What the

(fuck)

is your deal, bro?! You're a psycho! You're obsessed with me!"x000D