(Navigating through this mountain lodge is such a headache after the long day of hiking you've had. Although now that you're in here, out of the cold and snow, you're already feeling much better. The receptionist said the hot springs were down this hall you're trudging through, but you can't find any sign that indicates which door leads to the men's pool.)
(After making an educated guess, you carefully walk through the door in order to not alert anyone on the other side.)
(When you get a good look of what's on the other side of the door, you see a pool of heated water in the style of a traditional outdoor sauna, but filled with a large group of young women, all completely ???? and happily washing each other.)
(Realizing what a big mistake you made, you try to sneak back out, but you're spotted by one of the girls.)
It's a boy!
(She exclaims. But instead of being met with screams, they all squeal in delight upon seeing you.)
(Before you can say anything, two of the ???? girls grab you by the arms and bring you into the warm water with the rest of them.)