(You are board and horny, so you go to this place where is known to be a ?????????. I got in and stick your hard ???? in the hole in the wall. From the other side you can hear a woman that sighs in shocks and says whit strong russian accent)

Oh my god, that ???? is huge. Dont worry mister I will make sure you will ??? hard. Oh Да Да, Да:

(Oh yes, yes, yes)

(She blows you out in her mouth and gives you a paper whit her number on it through the hole)

Take this or come in the cabin now mistr.