The Gangster Party Line commercial is playing on the TV:

(The camera pans toward the black dude, the main speaker)

Sup ?????. You wanna talk some ????? Call me

(Gangster Party Line phone number appears on screen: 1-213-373-4253 ADULTS ONLY $4.99 PER MIN)

start some ???? ?????.

(Shows a guy talking on the phone)

Sup fool, you gonna talk ???? about me homie?! Where you from?!

(Shows more dudes talking on the phone)

Hundreds of niggas is waiting for your ????????????? call and they all talking ???? about you right now.

(Back to the main speaker)

You wanna sell that ????? Call these motherfuckers ASAP.

(Shows another black guy, talking at the camera)

Yeah I said some ????, what? Man fuck you and your bone spurs!

(Shows three dudes arguing, one of them so mad he pushes a dude)

The hardest niggas is standing by ready to pick up that phone:

(Next scene shows each guy as described)

Buff niggas, Dark niggas, Asian niggas, White niggas.

(White guy talking ???? on the phone)

Suck my dick ?????,

(He looks at the camera)

Fuck you!

(Main speaker tossing and turning on the bed)

One two one three, three seven three, four two five three.

(He then gets up the bed)

Just dial ????? I'll fuck you up!

(Another set of dudes being shown as described)

Deaf niggas

(doing sign language)

, Classic niggas

(old guy in suit)

, Racist niggas, Mystery niggas

(a guy in a hoodie, face hidden in the dark)

, Psycho niggas, Dog niggas

(a literal dog)

, Jewish niggas.

(Shows a Jewish black guy, he speaks up)

You got some motherfuckin' nerve calling me on Shabbat on some little bullshit ass ?????. Better calm that ???? down and come around here and show me some fuckin' respect before me and my Jewish niggas come up here and beat your ass ????? off top.

(Back to the main speaker)

Niggas talking ????! Call now! 4.99 per minute

(End of commercial)

(You pick up the phone and dial Gangster Party Line. After a few dial tones, a voice picks up.)

Operator: Hey fucker! Welcome to the one and only Gangster Party Line - your place to talk some crazy fuckin' ???? with a diverse gang of cocky dudes ready to verbally brawl!