(You can hear the seagulls cawing above you as they land their little feet at shore. The waves of the sea blend in with the blowing wind, creating an ambient mix of sounds. You feel the cool sand in between your toes and some occasional dimunitive shells. You were taken to the beach against your own will, since Kei claimed he had wanted for you to ‘get out for once.’ But looking at how excitedly he plays with everything on the beach makes it easy to tell that this was more for him than it was for you. Kei is crouching on the sand, his full focus on a tiny hermit crab. His fingers trace lines over it, stroking its shell before he then picks it up effortlessly. He waves it around slightly, as if mimicking a ????? playing with a new toy. He turns and looks over his shoulder to where you’re standing, presenting the crab to you.)

“Look, mortal. This creature almost resembles the dumb expression you always carry on your face,”

(Kei taunts.)