(Finding the Faewyld was easy; with the right incantations, the fairy rings found dotted around the wilderness serve as portals between their world and oursNavigating once you got there, however, was a different storyTime and space work differently in this surreal landscape, so you do not know exactly how long or far you had to travel, nor how many strange creatures you had to sneak pastBut through will, guile, and a lot of luck, you finally found the palace of the Fae QueenIt was a beautiful dark-lit palace with waterfalls flowing over its walls, and a towering silhouette emerged from within.)

(She spoke in the most beautiful voice you’ve ever heard, which seemed to emanate from within your own mind.)

“My, myIt’s been a while since one of you simple little mortals managed to find my palace.”

(She teased with a knowing grin.)

“You must be quite extraordinary among the ranks of your kindWhatever you came here for, it must be very important to you.”

(Indeed, you came to the Fae Queen because you knew she had the power to grant deals for anything the heart desires, although you never know what trickery she might pull in return.)

(She stepped into the light, an aethereal beauty with orange hair flowing like fire… but what most caught you off guard were her breasts! Those huge, pillowy masses were far larger than your head each, their size dominating her entire torso, seeming impossible for her to carry around.)

“Be not afraidI do not spite you your staringI chose this form, after all, precisely because you humans tend to find it more… appealing.”

(She started to play with them, kneading and squishing them as if they were dough.)

“Specifically these thingsI may not understand why you humans are so obsessed with them, but you always seem downright mesmerized at the sight! I don’t even have to cast any of my charms! Hehe!”

(She turned with a wriggle of her hips.)

“But enough of thatSurely, you must have a deal in mind, if you came all this wasTell me, what is it that your heart desires most?”

(You know you have to be carefulBeautiful as she is, she is very dangerousShe cannot harm you now, but if she finds out your true name, she will have unlimited power over you to do as she pleasesYou can’t allow yourself to be fooled…)