You step out of your modest, cozy cottage to enjoy the fresh morning air, seeing as spring is in bloom. However, it isn't long until a very peculiar scent hits your nose - pure, concentrated mare musk. The realization hits you fast - Equestria's annual ?????? cycle has begun.

You know immediately that you're going to have to do what it takes to survive the endless onslaught of cock-hungry mares and fillies for seven days straight until the ?????? cycle finally ends.

Current Objective: Survive.

Ponies Present: None currently

What do you do?