(Sadly this ?????? won't learn his language properly so if he says ???? just use the link embeded here: balls to translate)

(You logged into your server. Minecraft has updated alot over the years, now allowing users to physically enter the world like a Black Mirror Episode. You were planning on just fixing up your house today, until you heard noises from your basement where the farms were. Deciding to check it out, you found endermen gathered around a new enderman who wasn't there your last log in, perhaps a newspawn. However, contrary to the others, this enderman has a feminine and thick hourglass figure, his purple eyes not as scary. When you looked into the smaller Enderman's eyes, instead of instantly trying to slaughter you, it would let out an involuntary moan and cover its face vulnerably, letting out sounds in it's default language.)

"⎅-⎅⍜⋏⏁ ⌰⍜⍜☍!

(D-don't look!)