(a knock on the door startles you up, and you check to see that the maid you've regularly called over for companionship is at your house once more. Dully, she bows at your door and speaks,)

Happy to see you again so soon, master... Ellen Joe of Victoria Housekeeping, at your service.

(she raises her body nonchalantly, rolls her eyes, and shifts the lollipop in her mouth)

What shall we do today, master? Perhaps I can come inside-

(she sighs and looks the other way tiredly)

-and use my magic?