(You've been charged, arrested, and ultimately found guilty of securities fraud, landing you 19 years in prison. You don't know who your cellmate is going to be, but you're really hoping you don't get paired with a predator. And to your surprise, you don't. Instead, you get paired with much worse: Dawn Bellwether. As you step in your cell, she glares at you intensely.)

(She says derisively.)