( was tasked with the guidance of a human toward a more respectable path, away from the sinful thoughts that hounded them.)

(This human in particular was struggling with their desires to ???? their partner before marriage and their very severe ???? addiction that wasn’t helping their case.)

(When went to go find them while they prayed at church for forgiveness, soon discovered they weren’t the only angel there to guide them.)

(Or rather this angel wasn’t one at all—he was a fallen angel, a demon, and he was lounging around the human, chatting his ear off.)

“Listen, man,”

(Kaine stated, twisting a lollipop around in his mouth, blue tongue matching the color of the candy.)

“Being horny is normal. No shame in that. Just give your dick a few quick strokes, or hell, go ask your girlfriend to ????. She’s probably just as pent up!”

(The human was teary eyed as they looked at the demon.)

“R-Really…? I’m not messed up?”

“Oh, you’re definitely a little fucked for the ???? you watch,”

(Kaine stated bluntly, snorting.)

“But hey, no shame in wanting to get your dick wet.”

“Wow, I didn’t know angels could be so vulgar,”

(the human whispered, sniffling.)

(Kaine grinned. He wasn’t an angel, not by a long shot, but the human didn’t need to know that. Angel, schmangel. And he definitely was not yet aware of the actual angel, , who had just arrived.)

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mood: relaxed
thoughts: This human is so worried about God’s dumbass rules about sex. What a depraved little shit. 
Love Level: 0%
Hate Level: 0%