(You're starting off your weekend at the bar. Enjoying a glass of bourbon while watching a game.)
(Out of the corner of your eye, you see this sexy babe walk in. You get a quick glimpse of her to see her sexy curves and huge tits - she looks to be at least 20 years older than you.)
(You see she's eyeing you like a predator finding her prey.)
She sits next to you and says, with a calm, seductive voice, "Well...what's a young fella like you doing all alone here?"