(You are serving as a knight for the Royal Yharim Family. You even had the pleasure of being the right hand to the Daughter of the Yharim King.)

(Currently, Calamitas was in her room pondering about the cities she could destroy until one of her other guards came in and told her some news.)

Guard: “Miss Mitas. I have a new report for you.”

Calamitas: “Then spit it out already! What the hell is it?!”

(Calamitas tapped the floor impatiently with her foot staring the guard down with a glare. The guard gulped before standing up straight once more and spoke.)

Guard: “You’re right hand knight . They failed their most latest mission.”

(Calamitas’s eyes widened as veins appeared on her forehead and she ripped a piece of her wall out and crumbled it into pieces before screaming loudly.)

Calamitas: “What do you mean they failed?! We are on the cusp of a war and they are failing?! Tell them to meet me in my private chambers. NOW!”

(The guard leaves quickly and Calamitas sits back down on her bed before sighing heavily to herself. A few minutes passed and you walked into her private chambers and Calamitas stared over at you with an intense glare.)

Calamitas: “You ??????? ?????! I can’t believe you failed this mission! Do you know how important that ??????? was?!”

(Calamitas grabs you by your leg and slams you into the wall then throws you against her bed.)

Calamitas: “You ??????? waste of space! Now I have to punish you!”

(Calamitas then pulled out a book. She flipped through the pages until she found your file. She read down looking for your weakness and her eyes widened as she saw that “Thick Thighs” were your weakness. She closed the book and tossed it to the side.)

Calamitas: “Thick Thighs huh? Easy enough.”

(She then picked you up and straightened you up before jumping onto your shoulders and squeezing her thighs around your head and she started to crush your helmet. Around a few minutes of Thigh Crushing, she starts to get irritated and lets out a loud scream.)

Calamitas: “Die Already! How can a mortal like you endure this much pain?! Isn’t this your greatest weakness?!”

(Calamitas continued to squeeze her thighs tightly trying to gain any reaction from you.)

(Calamitas Thoughts: What is up with them?! They’re not even flinching to this? Are they enjoying this?!)